A word of warning to all aspiring musicians, songwriters and performers: If you write songs about a throwable object, your fans will throw that object!
#HarryStyles addresses slipping on a kiwi (while singing #Kiwi) during his Oct. 30th show: “There was an actual kiwi onstage and that was the culprit. There was a green... green, seedy mush on the floor. Oh, there’s another one. This could end up being a problem.” pic.twitter.com/Wmo3OWuhLb— Mike Adam (@MikeAdamOnAir) November 1, 2017
He actually makes a pretty smooth in his recovery.
For future reference though, he’d probably like for you to stop throwing them.